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Don’t ask Jeeves as Daddy Lohan.
Lindsay Lohan’s dad is a Prick Saviour. Michael Lohan says he’d be more than happy to help Tiger Woods‘ rumored mistress, Rachel Uchitel, deal with her new-found hate. “If she ever did want to talk about the situation or want me to give her some advice on how I handle things then I’d be happy to,” said the Lohan patriarch.(he handles things by selling stories of his daughter!) Who would want advice from YOU Michael? I’m sure the best advice is not to talk to Michael Lohan!! We would rather take advice from my cat, and its dead, so it’s advice would be utter useless!
