February 2010
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How to post your Buzzers Direct to Twitter
1) Visit http://profiles.google.com/me, which will redirect to your profile 2) Copy ⌘C your profile URL (e.g. “http://www.google.com/profiles/xxxxxx”) 3) Visit http://feedburner.google.com/ and sign in with your Gmail account 4) Paste ⌘P your profile URL under Burn a feed right this instant 5) Click next and then click Skip directly to feed management 6) Click the Publicize tab...
December 2009
50 posts
Katy Perry's sexy santa picture
Katy Perry posted this picture on her twitter page. We are not sure why? But what we do know is that Russel Brand is going to have a very Merry Christmas! Posted via web from Celeb Sabotage | Comment »
Tiger Woods taking indefinite break from golf...
Swing and Powt. Casanova aka Tiger Woods has finally released a statement kind of apologising for his fucking around actions! “I am deeply aware of the disappointment and hurt that my infidelity has caused to so many people, most of all my wife and children. I want to say again to everyone that I am profoundly sorry and that I ask forgiveness. It may not be possible to repair the...
Kim Kardashian at dentist getting her teeth...
Kim Kardashian posted a photo on her Twitter saying her teeth were getting a “cleaning.” Were are actually thinking she was getting them whitened with all that gear round her face,OR Maybe it was to stop her drooling over the dentists hands while she thinks of making sex tapes with him/her We all know what Prostitute Kardashian is like! Posted via web from Celeb...
Miley Cyrus does Bad Romance dance backstage and...
While waiting to perform backstage Miley slutress Cyrus danced to the chorus of Bad Romance with the gayest man we have ever seen in our entire time of living. Miley no shorts recently showed how excited how she was to meet the crazy Gaga by wrting on the Miley world blog: Omg! I met lady gaga! Omg! I met lady gaga! Omg! I met lady gaga! Omg! I met lady gaga! Omg! I met lady gaga! Omg! I...
Taylor Swift straightens her hair.. Pictures.
Look at me, he he he. T-swizzle to the nizzle pizzle got her straighteners out and went for it! she looks so much more grown up, it really doesn’t look like her any more, but I assure you it is, or I wouldn’t post it now would I. Posted via web from Celeb Sabotage | Comment »
Louis Vuitton replaces Madonna for younger model.
I’m a younger model. Just to piss on Madonna’s grave a little more.. DUTCH girl Lara Stone 25, was picked for the spring/summer 2010 campaign by Madonna’s good friend the designer Marc Jacobs! A Louis Vuitton spokesman said: “After two seasons with such a huge star, Marc decided to take a breather and work with a model, and not just any model. The firm described the...
Britney Spears AWFUL hair extensions and poncho
Fake smile for the terrible outfit. Did someone with one hand and 3 fingers put these extensions in? Urghghgh! When we posted pictures of Britney Spears going shopping on her birthday, we were hoping she was going to buy something suitible to go out in! Instead she obviously went to a comic store and brought Spider-man’s costume..! And what the fuck is with her straw hair? Either...
Lindsay Lohan saves 40 lives
I’m gunna save every last fucking one of you! Lindsay Lohan claims she’s saved 40 lives since she arrived in India on Wednesday. YAWN Lindsay the Train wreck is currently in India making a documentary for BBC about the trafficking of young women and children. She claims her one day of work has changed 40 lives. The guardian angel tweeted: “Over 40 children saved so far… Within...
Barbara Walters Refuses to Show Adam Lamberts Gay...
Adam Lambert was featured on Barbara Walters’ “The 10 Most Fascinating People of 2009” special on ABC last night Babs refused to air footage of Adam Lamberts GAY MAN KISS! The Old Grumpy Bitch says Adam: “turned the music industry inside out doing things we won’t show you here.” She did however show Lady Gaga’s Girl on Girl Kiss! What a hypocrite! ...
The most dumbass quote ever from Khloe Kardashian...
Thick as fuck. Quote from Rachael Ray: “Kourtney was like, ‘I’m so excited. I don’t have to cook for five years! And I go, ‘What do you mean?’ She’s like, ‘I’m gonna breast feed.’ I go, ‘For five years?’ She has, like, no idea!” I give the child a maximum 5 year life expectancy having dopey Kardashian as his mum,...
Naomi Campbell to host Xfactor type modeling show.
According to reports the crazy ass psycho bitch Naomi Campbell is set to host an Xfactor type modelling show: “Naomi has been approached with an offer, which we are talking about and discussing,” Campbell’s spokesperson told Britain’sDaily Mail newspaper. “An initial approach has been made. We are discussing that offer, but nothing is set in stone yet.” Naomi would take on a group of crazy...
Tila Tequila new lesbien fiance.. Johnson &...
Tila Tequila announced that she is engaged to Johnson & Johnson heiress Casey Johnson. Tila brags in the video that she has been brought a “17-carat diamond engagement ring”. Although It looks like the one I got out of my Christmas cracker last year! Tila also says: “Anyway, we are going to make love tonight for our honeymoon.” Well Tila.. whatever floats your...
Mariah Carey's shittastic New music video-HATEU
Mariah Careys new music video And we HATE her it The song was ok before she released the video of her prancing around in her whales costume! and what the hell has this video got to do with the song, when Mimi feels sad about a relationship she puts on her Borat number and pouts on the beach.. plllllllllease! Also this video looks like it was made for about $5 and shot from her iphone. ...
Lindsay Lohan naked in new muse fashion video.What...
Boobtastic! …. is not even a word. These are a couple of snaps from Lindsay Slaghan’s Lohans new Muse Magazine porno photo shoot, the video has been released and I have posted it at the end of the my rant. Miss Slut will be going to India from today to the 12th of Dec to film a documentary about the trafficking of women and children in the country “Lindsay is trying to...
Dita Von Teese. New Sexy burlesque Photos.
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Kim,Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian as kids in...
The main slut of the family Kim Kardashian posted a picture of herself, Khloe, Kourtney and Rob from when they were younger and more innocent.( We think) Id like to point out without seeming like a sexual predator how zebra like Robs speedo pants are. Kim wrote: “This pic is so funny! Look at our bathing suits… and my body glove florescent shorts!” “We were all in...
Miley Cyrus wears leather hotpants and shows...
Proving that she isn’t just a slut in front of all the children she performs for, Miley Cyrus decided to take those slutpants hotpants with her to gyrate infront of the queen!… I actually wonder what the Queen was thinking while having Mileys under-age vagina rotaing infront of her. But not to disappoint the Old Woman who does virtually nothing, Miley decided to show the Queen her...
Breaking News: Blonde Woman rushed to hospital...
A woman with blonde hair is “on advanced life support” after being transported to hospital from Tiger Woods‘ Florida home. As we all know Tiger’s wife, Elin Nordegren is blonde According to to Orlando-basedWESH, the unidentified female was taken from the $2.6 million home after firefighters received a call at 2:36 a.m. Orange County Fire officials were unable to disclose further...
Breaking News: Blonde Woman rushed to hospital...
A woman with blonde hair is “on advanced life support” after being transported to hospital from Tiger Woods‘ Florida home. As we all know Tiger’s wife, Elin Nordegren is blonde According to to Orlando-basedWESH, the unidentified female was taken from the $2.6 million home after firefighters received a call at 2:36 a.m. Orange County Fire officials were unable to disclose further...
Breaking News: Blonde Woman rushed to hospital...
A woman with blonde hair is “on advanced life support” after being transported to hospital from Tiger Woods‘ Florida home. As we all know Tiger’s wife, Elin Nordegren is blonde According to to Orlando-basedWESH, the unidentified female was taken from the $2.6 million home after firefighters received a call at 2:36 a.m. Orange County Fire officials were unable to disclose further information...
Lady Gaga meets and performs for the Queen in red...
Hey Gurrrrrrrrrrrrrl… wassup ? Lady Gaga was suspended 12ft in the air while playing a piano. She performed the song speechless that she wrote for her dad while he was in hospital to persuade him to have surgery to keep him alive. Gaga greeted the crowd by saying: “Good evening Blackpool. Let me hear you rattle your jewellery.” Posted via web from Celeb...
Keeping up with the Kardashian's sexy PROMO AD
Here is the new ad for keeping up with the prostitutes Kardashian’s Does anyone else notice that there might have been a slight bit of airbrushing all over the whole god damn thing? And what the hell is this ad for? there new sex tape? Somehow they have made chubby kardashian at the front look a lot less like a beached whale, she’s still beached, but less whale like. Will you be...
Actor Ron Livingston sues Wikipedia!
I’m not gay says gay face. Ron Livingstone is suing Wikipedia after the page about him wrongly claimed he was GAY. Wikipedia is being sued by the star after his page on the site claims he is in a relationship with a man named Lee Dennison, Ron is sick of people constantly changing his Wikipedia page to say he’s in a gay relationship. He’s suing to make the rumors stop. You...
Britney Spears Shows Off Her Nipples again!!
Yesterday Britney Spears road-tested a white $50,000 BMW that was delivered to her Calabasas home wrapped in ribbon from a unknown sender. Personally we would have wrapped it in a bra! It would be a more suitable and useful gift. Currently Jamie (Britneys Dad) lawyers and other members of the Spears camp are debating whether to give Britney and her WONKY NIPS free reign over her lifestyle...
Jocelyn Wildenstein's $4 million worth of plastic...
Beast Lock up your children. And your pets, there’s a monster on the loose! 69yo Jocelyn Wildenstein was seen walking through the streets of Miami on Friday night with her sexy face. This is what happens when you go over the top with the plastic stuff. SHE LOOKS AWFUL. Her face is slowly transforming into a lion like figure, apart from making us sick it makes us wonder was $4million...
George michael slams Elton Jhon and talks about...
George Michael decided to talk in depth to a UK tabloid about his drug and sex addiction. He wouldn’t want to disappoint us so confirms everything we already think of him. When discussing his drug and sex addiction he says “It’s just who I am”, he continues to say that he only smokes “seven to eight” spliffs a day which he has cut back from his usual 25 a...
Tiger Woods had affair while wife was pregnant!!
sexual pose. Tiger Woods had an affair with a busty waitress while his model wife was PREGNANT, the News of the World revealed!! “Sometimes I looked like a rag doll after we’d made love,” she said. “He really did like it quite rough.LOL!!! “He wanted to spank me and loved pulling my hair as we had sex. He also liked me to talk dirty to him, but...
Jonas Brothers got a dead shark as a gift from...
Joe Jonas told Digital Spy, “The craziest thing we’ve ever been given is definitely a dead shark,” and brother Nick adds, “It wasn’t a real big shark though. It was only a baby shark but they’d preserved it in this tube for us. That was odd. They didn’t even leave a note explaining. It was just, ‘Here’s a dead shark.’” .. next...
Taylor Swift Covers New York Times Magazine "T"
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Taylor Swift in Black Bikini "Pictures and Video"
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Miley Cyrus in Pink Bikini "Pictures"
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ROLLING Stone Ronnie Wood "Choked" his...
Ronnie and his Daughter Girlfriend. Foreskin face Ronnie Wood, 62, was said to have dragged 20yo Ekaterina Ivanova by the scruff of her neck in the 30-minute row. And also threatened to stub out a cigarette in his Russian lover’s face. It was also claimed that he only halted the alleged assault after a man heard “gurgling” sounds and shouted at him to stop. STOP GURGLING ...
Rihanna Talks about penis size again.
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ABC Cancels Glambert again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MUM! get the fuck off me…I’m Gay ABC has canceled Adam Lambert’s appearance on Jimmy Kimmel and also his performance on their New Year’s Eve special. Glambert took to his Twitter to tell his fans. “Yes, sadly friends, ABC has cancelled my appearances on Kimmel and NYE. :( don’t blame them. It’s the FCC heat.” Looks like ABC have not got over...
Britney Spears Vs Lady Gaga ELLE magazine.
Elle Magazine couldn’t choose between Lady gaga or Britney Spears and her small dudes, for their January ‘10 cover, so they went with both. But you can definatly see Elle didn’t hold back with the air brush. At least they kept Britney’s Boob Drooped :) Brit Brits little one to the left looks like he’s practising for one of them car accident adverts. I’m not...
Nick Jonas And The Administration's First Single!
Nick who? Nick Jonas of course.. We can never tell the difference who is who out of the gay Jonas brothers but for you all who are interested we thought we should post Nicks new Song. Posted via web from Celeb Sabotage | Comment »
Britney Spears 28th Birthday Picture's..Geek...
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Random Post of the Day: Fat man blocks half of...
The picture was put online by a hostess thought to be from American Airlines. She was pissed off that the passenger was squeezed into one seat instead of being made to pay for two. Another flight attendant wrote online: “He’s a major safety hazard in an evacuation.” LOL.. and wear is the arm rest hey people ? Posted via web from Celeb...
Khloe Kardashian's husband wants Kids.
Khloe Kardashian says kids are on the cards for her and hubby Lamar Odom. Great… “He’s said that kind of stuff to me in private. but I was shocked when he said it publicly!” Khloe told Life & Style magazine when asked about the possibilty of the couple having kids. “I didn’t know he was that comfortable talking about it. Lamar wants to start having children tomorrow. “He already...
Roman Polanski THE PAEDOPHILE Is Free!!!
Justice is not served! This makes us sick! Roman Polanski has made bail and will be released from prison on Friday afternoon. He’ll be returned to his posh chalet in an Alpine resort, where he’s required to stay until it’s determined whether or not he’ll be extradited to Los Angeles. Arrangements have been completed for an electronic security system to monitor...
Breaking News: Tiger Woods Voicemail to Mistress...
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Breaking News: Tiger Woods Voicemail to Mistress...
<script src=”http://player.ooyala.com/player.js?autoplay=1&width=400&height=300&embedCode=U0azcxMTrlO8k2Wb2qA7FN65JsVjj5T4”></script> Us WeekIy has released a voice mail call in which Tiger Woods allegedly in the call tells Jamiee Grubbs who said she has had a secret relationship with Tiger. In the recording you can hear someone who sounds just like Tiger...
Serena Williams has a Boob slip at beach.
Out pops the boob. Serena Williams was fined £50,000 yesterday for going mental at a line judge at the US open, but shrugged it off by hitting the beach. Posted via web from Celeb Sabotage | Comment »
Catholic Church Slam new PETA ad.
Joanna Krupa is in PETA’s new ad which shows her levitating over a load of gormless dogs while clutching on to a cross which is covering up her booby parts and fanny bits. The catholic church dudes have ordered a ticket from the devil to send PETA to hell. The President of the Catholic League issued this statement to Fox411: ”The fact is that cats and dogs are a lot safer in pet...
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Don’t ask Jeeves as Daddy Lohan. Lindsay Lohan’s dad is a Prick Saviour. Michael Lohan says he’d be more than happy to help Tiger Woods‘ rumored mistress, Rachel Uchitel, deal with her new-found hate. “If she ever did want to talk about the situation or want me to give her some advice on how I handle things then I’d be happy to,” said the Lohan patriarch.(he handles things by selling...
Official Video:Tiger Wood's investigation Over.....
Tiger woods has been fined $164, CORRRR.. lets hope he can scrape up the cash soon!!?? The Florida Highway Patrol said the investigation is complete and it will not seek any search warrants for his medical records.The agency also says no one involved has made claims of domestic violence. LAME Thoughts ? Posted via web from Celeb Sabotage | Comment »
ANOTHER Woman Claim's she's having an Affair with...
Tiger Woods apparently began the affair after meeting the then 21-year-old Hooker cocktail waitress Jaimee Grubbs in Las Vegas back in 2007. And this information is coming right from shewhore’s Jamiee’s mouth herself. Jaimee spoke with Us Weekly and claims she’s had a long-term affair with Tiger and has a voicemail, photos, and over 300 texts to prove it!!! Poor Little Tiger...
Former Miss Argentina dies After Bum surgery.
According to several international reports, 37-year-old Solange Magnano suffered a pulmonary embolism after going under the knife Wednesday at a Buenos Aires medical center for a gluteoplasty which is having implants in your bum to make it look more perky. Solange a wife and mother of 7-year-old twins suffered a pulmonary embolism the day after her surgery when liquid injected into her bum...
Kim Kardashian and khloe's new bikini pictures.
See the full gallery on posterous “Khloe and I flew to Miami to film a Quick Trim commercial. The beach was so beautiful and we were having such a great time enjoying the sand and sun. I can’t wait to show you guys this commercial. I Twittered one of these pics last week, but I wanted to share the rest with you guys here. I really feel like I have reached my fitness goal and now...